Freedom at last! But what are you going to do? There's an awfully long time between cornflakes and cocoa, and a limit to how many sudokus you can do, so you'll need survival skills: Financial wizardry: how to get three cups of tea out of one bag; and Sparkling conversation: 300 different ways to discuss the weather.
Mike Haskinsis a comedy writer for television and radio and the author of "We Are Doomed." Clive Whichelowis a journalist and comedy writer and the author of "It's Not Rocket Science and Other Irritating Modern Cliches. "