Hilariously funny Louise Rennison's fabby sixth book of the confessions of crazy but lovable teenager Georgia Nicolson. Guaranteed to have the nation laughing their knickers off!
"Come on, Jas, you do really want to know my plan, especially as it concerns you, my little hairy pally."
"I'm not hairy."
"Have it your own way, just don't go near any circuses."
"Shut up. Go on then, tell me your plan."
"OK, this is it: when I go to Hamburger-a-gogo land... you come with me! Do you see? We will be like Thelma and Louise!"
"We're not called Thelma and Louise."
"I know that, I'm just saying we will be LIKE THEM!"
"And we're not American. And neither of us can drive."
"Oh dear God. Jas, your spaceship has arrived. Please get in."
Laugh your knickers off at Georgia's tales from her trip to Hamburger-a-gogo land (the US) and her attempts to entice Masimo, the Italian stallion. Can Georgia become the composed sex-kitten she aspires to be...?
Louise Rennison lives in Brighton, a place that she likes to think of as the San Francisco of the south coast. Which is sad as it is nothing like San Francisco, being mainly pebbles and large people in tiny swimming knickers who have gone bright red in the sun. Although she lives in Brighton in reality, in her mind she lives somewhere exotic with a manservant called Juan.