Stay home, Lassie. Go away, Rin Tin Tin. The stars of 37c a Fart and other Infamous Animal Stories aren't heroic animals. They fart, they play you for a sucker, they hump your leg, they get sick, and sometimes die. These 44 bittersweet and pee-in-your-pants funny stories are about REAL creatures. And no, it's not just about cats and dogs. Snakes, guinea pigs, snapping turtles, bats, micea|they all have their stories. And in the end, when you close the book, you may even feel a bit more kindly toward mankind. Sprinkled with 60 charming illustrations, this is a warm, candid, and entertaining book for all pet owners and animal lovers.