Tired? Listless? Devoid of purpose? Drifting? Tongue like sandpaper?
That's a hangover, most likely. And the chances are you caned it last night because, like so many others in Broken Britain, you have lost your way.
It's time to help yourself and Think Yourself British. After all, what could be more British than helping yourself? There are four key stages:
- Realising that you have a problem
- Identifying your problem
- Identifying the solution
- Being arsed to do something about it
Think Yourself British is the last Help Yourself book you will ever need. (remember to pay for it, though, don't just help yourself)