Classic Classroom Clangers: A Rowdy Assembly of Howlers and Gaffes (Classic Clangers)
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Classic Classroom Clangers: A Rowdy Assembly of Howlers and Gaffes (Classic Clangers)
Classic Classroom Clangers: A Rowdy Assembly of Howlers and Gaffes (Classic Clangers)

Classic Classroom Clangers: A Rowdy Assembly of Howlers and Gaffes (Classic Clangers)

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Vincent Shanley (Author)  

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'Classic Classroom Clangers' is a hilarious collection of hundreds of true, side-splitting anecdotes from the world of education.There are the bloopers made by pupils in exams:'The first thing a doctor has to do when a baby is born is to cut the biblical cord.'And the gaffes of teachers:'Whenever I open my mouth some fool speaks.'There are the letters from tender parents:'I am asking you not to use corporal punishment on George. We never do except in self-defence.'As well as the proclamations of nursery tots:'All things bright and beautiful, all Teachers great and small.'All will have you rolling in the corridors with laughter. A hilarious collection of howlers and gaffes from the world of education. SCIENCE Vacuum: a large empty space where the Pope lives Germinate: to become a naturalised German NATURE STUDY Fish swim about in shawls HISTORY Q: With what do you connect the name Baden-Powell? A: With a hyphen THE NOTICE BOARD The Low Self Esteem Group will meet Thursday at 12.30pm. Please use the back door. Black & white illustrations throughout
Vincent Shanley lives in Billingham, Stockton-on-Tees, where, from 1985 until 1995, he was headteacher at St Michael's Comprehensive School. Since then, he has enjoyed success with two best-sellers, Classroom Clangers and Football Shorts.
  • Contributor: Vincent Shanley
  • Imprint: Robson Books Ltd
  • ISBN13: 9781861053336
  • Number of Pages: 185
  • Packaged Dimensions: 130x198x13mm
  • Packaged Weight: 213
  • Format: Paperback
  • Publisher: HarperCollins Publishers
  • Release Date: 2000-10-11
  • Series: Classic Clangers
  • Binding: Paperback / softback
  • Biography: Vincent Shanley lives in Billingham, Stockton-on-Tees, where, from 1985 until 1995, he was headteacher at St Michael's Comprehensive School. Since then, he has enjoyed success with two best-sellers, Classroom Clangers and Football Shorts.

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