Serge A. Storms, the Sunshine State's numero uno favourite son, knower of All Things Florida, and sometimes medicated psychopath, has made it his life's mission to eliminate the slimeballs, jerks, and pests of every flavour polluting his beloved state. From the panhandle to the Keyes, the statehouse to the Everglades, he's laid down his own brand of law - helped by his drug-addled deputy, Coleman - terrorising everyone from greedy land developers and crooked politicians to shady gangsters and Hollywood phonies. All that murder and mayhem is exhausting, and now Serge is going to take a well-deserved vacation. Packing up their guns, drugs, and sunscreen, he and Coleman set out for their own special kind of Spring Break. But they aren't the only crazies headed to the beach. A Miami crime gang is determined to put the hurt on a snitch's college-age son dumb enough to go to (you guessed it!) Florida. When the gang picks up the son's trail, Serge picks up the gang's, and the chase is on - a merry ride back through time as Serge takes a growing cast of babes, nuts, and nasties on a tour of the state's historic landmarks of the famous annual rite of youth.
Tim Dorsey was a reporter and editor for the Tampa Tribune from 1987 to 1999, and is the author of 11 previous novels: Nuclear Jellyfish, Atomic Lobster, Hurricane Punch, The Big Bamboo, Florida Roadkill, Hammerhead Ranch Motel, Orange Crush, Triggerfish Twist, The Stingray Shuffle, Cadillac Beach, and Torpedo Juice.