'I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.'
'Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail.'
Whether you're a regular Rolling Stone or bananas about Beethoven, this cacophony of quips and quotes will have your ears ringing with laughter. Perfect for when you've hit too many bum notes and need a little harmony.
Vicky Edwards is a journalist, author, lyricist and actress who lives in West Sussex. She has written several books, including Fifty Thrifty Tips for your Dream Wedding and The Dog Lover's Digest. Vicky also reviews books, theatre and baked goods. Anyone wishing her to review the latter should send several samples care of Summersdale.