It's the best of times and the worst of times. You're welcoming a new addition to the family, but you're now officially old. You're also an eternal babysitter. On the plus side, you can enjoy spoiling the little darlings rotten and hand them back at the end of the day before the nappies start overflowing.
Mike Haskins and Clive Whichelow have written for Smack the Pony, Dead Ringers and Spitting Image as well as for The Mail On Sunday, the Daily Express, and The Daily Mirror. Their bestselling So You're series has sold 485,000 copies.