The perfect gift book for new parents everywhere! Assess your baby's genius in a series of fun and easy tests and activities, in the next title in the best-selling TEST YOUR series.
Wait, I know what you're thinking. You may feel you don't have a spare minute to take a shower, let alone conduct elaborate psychometric tests on your mewling new-born bundle of love (and constant nappy changes). But with Test Your Baby, all the hard work has been done for you. You need only stay awake long enough to monitor your mini me as they navigate life on the outside.
Is little Olivia more likely to munch her crayons or create a modernist masterpiece? Do precious Oliver's gurgles sound more bebop than Beethoven? Does the old `spoon as airplane' line do the trick, or does baby Georgie demand the exact nutritional content before considering his next spoon of mush? With Test Your Baby, discover more about what lay beneath those coos and squeals with a series of fun tests and activities to confirm whether your baby really is an undiscovered genius.
Rachel Federman is the author of Test Your Dog, Test Your Dog: Genius Edition, Gross-o-pedia, and Girl Drinks: 101 Cocktails for Every Occasion. She worked for years as an editor and writer by day and a rock musician in the band Dimestore Scenario by night. She lives in Brooklyn with her family and is a freelance writer and advocate. Ellen T. Crenshaw is a California-based illustrator for editorial, advertising, comics, and children's media. Her clients include FableVision Studios, The Nib, Beer Advocate Magazine, and Fulcrum Publishing. Ellen is online at etcillustration.com.