You know you're retired when...
... People from work keep phoning up asking where on earth you put important documents.
The joys of retirement are many and varied, so read on to discover what makes these golden years so golden!
Freddie Green used to work in a bank before realising that writers have more fun (though less access to the folding stuff). A keen member of his local pub-quiz team, Freddie loves telling jokes and sharing his detailed knowledge of 1980s situation comedies with anyone tolerant enough to listen.